Too funny

>> Thursday, October 30, 2008

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What would Jared do?

I can either go to the last class of the year and watch student presentations of public health issues, or continue reading The Onion... What's a brother to do?

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Get crackin



Halloween Ghost Cookies

Ingredients
6 ounces white chocolate chips or white baking chocolate
18 plain cookies
6 ounces mini chocolate chips

Directions
1Melt the white chocolate chips or white chocolate melts.
2Dip cookies in chocolate, place on wax paper.
3Place two mini chips for eyes.
4Cool in fridge.


How cute are these? Just in time for halloween. And if you make them, send them my way!

Recipe: Panthur
www.recipezaar.com/192172
Picture: Truckerboo

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Turning Japanese

I'm turning very excited at my upcoming trip. I am the proud owner of a Japanese phrasebook and can now say 'There are no clean towels'.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.




I get it. sort of.

thanks to WENN and Perez for the image. That's seared onto my retinas.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Gwen Stefani named her baby Zuma.

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So this guy is a Michael Jackson tribute artist (and an incredibly good one, if you watch with the sound down...) and has written and produced a song for his hero, entitled 'The Laughter in We'. Tell me the laughter is not in you after reading that.

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ah the memories

Just watched an episode of Frontline. I'd forgotten how glorious it is.

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Grape Lady




Because its of extreme importance that as many people see this as possible.

That'll learn ya for cheatin'.

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How Embarrassment


Tina and I have the same haircut! This is the equivalent of turning up at the formal in the same dress as someone else.

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This is what happens when you let an almost-eighteen-year-old near the Creme de Menthe.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Octopus-flavoured potato chips are available for consumption in Japan. As an ignorant westerner, I couldn’t even try that. Of course, probably not all Japanese people eat them either, but there’s obviously a market for it…


So with my little segment, I intend to bring to my loyal audience (thirteen views, thirteen more than i expected, woo!) the weird and wonderful world in a pleasant, non-judgemental environment. We’ll just nod and smile and say: ‘Well, there really is nothing wrong with that… for them’.

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Vital Information

In an attempt to live in an Inappropriate-Apostrophe-Free Zone, I have created this for those of you who may be confused.

I understand many of you simply don’t care. That’s great.

Moving on.

If you want to say ‘you’re funny’, or ‘you’re a dickhead’, or ‘you’re doing my head in’, then it’s YOU’RE you’re looking for. Which means YOU ARE, but abbreviated.

If you’re concentrating on other people’s possessions, its YOUR: as in ‘your rusted tin can’, or ‘your ninja sword’ or ‘your mullet’.

If someone owns something, they get an apostrophe: God’s, Mom’s, Ronald McDonald’s.

If there is two of something, they don’t. Gods, Moms, Ronald McDonalds. (Ronald McDonaldseses is also acceptable. For that matter, so is colour-inerer.)

So just because something has an ‘s’ on the end, it doesn’t automatically need an apostrophe. Since when do the CDs own anything? Or DVDs for that matter?

Don’t get me started on Washer’s and Fridge’s… Just writing that made me ill.

Very good. You all get a scratch ‘n sniff sticker x

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>> Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Confession: This is what is keeping me from reading my politics textbook. Judge for yourself.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

closely followed by:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions


Not as long, but equally as entertaining.

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For the love of Lego

For all of those frustrated canteen-goers. (And if you ate the food at my uni, you would be too...)

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Another reason to love Jon Lovitz

Just a Little Turned On
Starstruck dude: You're Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?

--Greenwich Village
via Celebrity Wit, Jun 16, 2008

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The end is the beginning

Confession: I am one of those people that wear jumpers in warm weather.

I am also one of those people that will say 'should I take a jacket?' (always answer 'yes'), or 'shouldn't you take something warm?'...

I can be cold anywhere. It is a scientific fact. Take today, for instance: sunriseweather.com.au has kindly informed me it is a balmy 23 degrees, not a single other university attendant is wearing anything that resembles warm clothing, and yes, I'm wearing a jumper.

I was born to bring down summer.

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